Someone spit on my jeep! Do they know who that jeep belongs
to? It belongs to me! You know the semi-reformed biggest asshole on the planet that can make you feel like killing yourself after years of retaliation…I know  I don’t look like it, but I still maintain a fifth degree black belt in the asshole arts. So beware mystery spitter, you are treading on this ice……I haven’t had to use my powers in a few years, but don’t mistake that for weakness my friend.

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