thCAMEP123Hooray for Metformin! It’s been both a blessing and a curse. I have been feeling great since taking it. The black rings that were around my eyes are fading and it’s only been a week, but the gassy side effects are almost overwhelming. When I complain about the gas you know it’s bad. Although it made shopping kind of fun this afternoon. I got to do some “crop dusting” while I was shopping for stupid piece of crap Christmas cards. I’m calling them stupid piece of crap cards, because the selection in this whole city sucks ass. I’ve never seen such a crappy selection of cards in my life.

What’s my Christmas message this year? “NO! I don’t want a friggin smart phone! Get away from me you freak!”