Dreams are weird. Well my dreams are weird. I usually don’t remember mine. I do have four specific dreams that I’ve had multiple times each over the past twenty years. They’re always the same and when they show themselves, I always feel good when I finally wake up. They’re like having a visit from an old friend. Last night’s dream was sort of nice, but I woke up too soon and I didn’t get to see the ending. It was like getting up to pee during a movie and missing the ending.

During this dream I met a really nice girl. I don’t remember her name other than she was really nice to me. I haven’t been on a real live date in about twenty years, so I was actually happy for the first time in a long time. We decided to go to the coast but while we were there my wallet was stolen at a grocery store and when I tried to but something I was arrested for not having any identification. “Told you my dreams are weird” I was really calm and embarrassed at the same time. Here I am on an outing with a really nice girl and now I’m in trouble with the law. Great! Things ended up working out and even though I really wanted to hit some people, my things were eventually returned and I was released. I didn’t think this mystery woman would want to stick around, but she did. Weird right. Everything seemed to be all good until I guess I had to pee, because I woke up before I got to see the ending…..

Well that sucked…

I even tried to go back to sleep and pretend I didn’t was up, but we all know that ever works. Maybe we’ll meet up again sometime. Probably won’t be tonight, because I just had two sausages and a beer, so tonight I will be dreaming about monkeys juggling hatchets.